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From former Fuller Brush rep, Linda Mann:

Misplaced Efforts

Edna was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.  Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said...."Your heart would be just below your left breast."

...Later that night, Edna was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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