Watkins customer Bella Smith tells about:

THE BURGLAR

A burglar broke into a house one night.  He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables.  When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

Well, the burglar nearly jumped out of his skin.  He clicked off his flashlight and froze.  He waited for a bit but then heard nothing more.  He shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked on the light and began searching for more valuables. 

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard again, "Jesus is watching you."

Panic stricken, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.  Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep, I'm just trying to warn you." said the parrot.

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh?  Who the hell are you?"

Moses," replied the bird.

Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."