1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
   
   
2. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none.
   
   
3. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
   
   
4. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's warm.  The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.
   
   
5. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
   
   
6. A woman marries a man thinking she can change him, but she can't.  A man marries a woman thinking she will never change, but she does.
   
   
7. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
   
   
8. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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