From my brother, Lloyd Williamson:

The Dead Cat Test

Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test, reputedly a true story:

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive. "Dead ", she was informed.

"How do you know?", she asked.

"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher said in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and he didn't move."

Here's another snagged out of the great Recipe du Jour newsletter:

My cat got stolen. I think she was taken by a purr snatcher.

Arrrggh......

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