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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"   

I wouldn't know what to say," she replied.  

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said.   

Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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