Golden Retriever:  "The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"

Border Collie:  "Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code."

German Shepherd:  "I'll guard the light bulb while you decide.  Back off!"

Dachshund:  "I can't reach the stupid light!"

Toy Poodle:  "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Rottweiler:  "Go ahead.  Make me!"

Doberman Pinscher:  "Sure!  Just show me how.  And don't let anyone try to stop me!"

Shi-tzu:  "Puh-leeze, dah-ling, leave it for the servants."

Afghan Hound:  "Ask me again after I finish getting my hair done."

Lab:  "Oh, me, ME!  Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb!  Can I? Can I?  Huh?  Please! Huh? Can I?"

Malamute:  "Let the Border Collie do it.  You can feed me while he's busy."

Chow Chow:  "I'm with the Malamute.  After I take my nap, that is!"

Akita:  "I'm with the Chow and Malamute!  What's for dinner?"

Jack Russell Terrier or Wire-haired Fox Terrier:  "I can reach it!  I just KNOW I can reach it!  Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!"

Cocker Spaniel:  "Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

Mastiff:  "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."

Hound Dog:  "Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z."

Kelpie:  "Put all the light bulbs in a little circle."

Pointer:  "I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there!"

Chihuahua:  "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Greyhound:  "It isn't moving, so who cares?"

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