Great Phrases for Work or School
(If You Dare!)

From former Fuller Brush rep, Linda Mann:

• How about never?  Is never good for you?
  
  
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
  
  
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
  
  
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
  
  
• No, my powers can only be used for good.
  
  
• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  
  
• I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
  
  
•  I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
  
  
• It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
  
  
• You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
  
  
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  
  
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  
  
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
  
  
• I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  
  
• I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  
  
• Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  
  
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  
  
• What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?

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