Author Cynthia MacGregor sends us an explanation she found for one of life's mysteries, now explained:

Suicide Missions

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide?   Let's see now:

• No premarital sex.
  
  
• No booze.
  
  
• No bars.
  
  
• No television.
  
  
• No Internet.
  
  
• No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.  Actually, no tailgates.
  
  
• No Hooters.
  
  
• No meat from a pig.
  
  
• Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight.
  
  
• Ever try to fish at an oasis?
  
  
• Rags for clothes and hats.
  
  
• Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your butt only with your left.  Like life isn't complicated enough already.
  
  
• Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.
  
  
• No music.
  
  
• No radio.
  
  
• You can't shave.
  
  
• You can't shower.
  
  
• Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  
  
• The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
  
  
• Your bride is picked by someone else.
  
  

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