From former Fuller Brush rep, Linda Mann:

A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord:

So far today, I am doing all right. 

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent. 

I have not whined, cursed nor eaten any chocolate.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that.

Amen

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